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30 Reasons why
Men Prefer Dogs
The later you
are, the more excited they are to see you.
Dogs will forgive
you for playing with other dogs.
If a dog is gorgeous,
other dogs don't hate it.
Dogs don't notice
if you call them by another dog's name.
A dog's disposition
stays the same all month long.
Dogs like it
if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
A dog's parents
never visit.
Dogs do not hate
their bodies.
Dogs agree that
you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
Dogs like to
do their snooping outside rather than in your wallet or desk.
Dogs seldom outlive
you.
Dogs can't talk.
Dogs enjoy petting
in public.
You never have
to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24-hours a day.
Dogs find you
amusing when you're drunk.
Dogs like to
go hunting.
Another man will
seldom steal your dog.
If you bring
another dog home, your dog will happily play with both of you.
A dog will not
wake you at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"
If you pretend
to be blind, your dog can stay in your hotel room for free.
If a dog has
babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
A dog will let
you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
A dog won't hold
out on you to get a new car.
If a dog smells
another dog on you, they don't get mad, they just think it's interesting.
On a car trip,
your dog never insists on running the heater.
Dogs don't let
magazine articles guide their lives.
When your dog
gets old, you can have it put to sleep.
Dogs like to
ride in the back of a pickup truck.
Dogs are not
allowed in Bloomingdale's, Neiman-Marcus or The Bay.
And, last but not least..........
If a dog leaves
it won't take half your stuff.
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